swallow-the-keys:

Today Patrick says…

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

elara:

so in standing there and all of the sudden

elara:

so in standing there and all of the sudden

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated

watwotwut:

OMG YES

watwotwut:

OMG YES

"You can ironically booty dance your cute little ass out of my life."

Patrick Stump

(aka the best line this man has ever said.)

thecelestialselkie:

normanbecile:

normanbecile:

sometimes i wanna be top

and sometimes i wanna be bottom

ya’know?

image

look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • These people are hilarious like your name is John, is it somehow going to be Ahmed or Sakib now? Stfu lmao

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

Game of Thrones - Season 4 Bloopers [x]

shan101pi:

sanitaryum:

The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic  AND Marvel’s majestic response

Lol.

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby