tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

johnnydeppscock:

Punish the deed, not the breed.

talkshitnojutsu:

"fats girls cant-"

shh.. fat girls can and they will

shwagerr:

petting a dog and it goes to someone elseimage

joetrohdad:

WOW OMG I WAS WEARING MY DADS SEX PISTOLS SHIRT BC IT WAS COMFY AND HE JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM WITH MY FOB SHIRT ON AND IT WAS LIKE A CROP TOP ON HIM

HE WAS PISSED I WAS WEARING HIS SHIRT SO HE WORE MINE

  • Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
  • Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I also think I got hotter.
ruinedchildhood:

me trying

ruinedchildhood:

me trying

ruinedchildhood:

to make friends

ruinedchildhood:

to make friends

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop